daddy football

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.

Looks like another season of daddy football.

by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018

Potato foot

When you eat a giant plate of cheesy potatoes and your foot goes numb

Mary couldn’t make her soccer game because she had a bad case of potato foot

by vnthegreatest October 22, 2017

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

twinkle foot

When u love some one so much that she makes your dick twinkle harder than thank the rock on viagra.

Damn ‘’Caitlin was looking so hot today she gave me the biggest twinkle foot I had to run to the bath room and rub one off with a warm wool sock.’’

by Chandler cedercock January 25, 2018

douche floot

e-cig

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”

by shaquanda February 12, 2018

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

pussy foot

jared burnelle

u a pussy foot

by hmphhmph May 19, 2018