facebook lice 

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

facebook lice by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

facebook and chill 

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

facebook and chill by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016

facebook nanny 

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

facebook nanny by BrassBurns June 24, 2016

Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

Facebook life by Facebook life June 19, 2016

facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

facebook lynch mob by cynicald June 9, 2016

Facebook awake 

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

Facebook awake by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Facebook Philosopher 

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

Facebook Philosopher by KImCobain June 11, 2016