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Something really stupid or illogical that it's as if it was written by a child.
Bro how did you get in trouble for that? That's so crayon, I swear.
crayons are just basically colored pencils but can break more easily and has texture
You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture
crayons by nicku1006 July 16, 2025
a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"

( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult

example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire

example 4 : those crayons are good at everything

example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
1: The act of diving jovially into emotionally resonant conversation - especially the kind that feels timeless, vulnerable, or slightly embarrassing - without a shred of self-consciousness.

2: To be carzy is to speak from the heart with reckless joy, even when the topic might make others squirm.

Origin: Born from a typo of crazy, carzy evolved into a badge of honor for those who embrace emotional honesty with humor and abandon.

Synonyms: Unfiltered, heart-forward, emotionally bold, joyfully raw

Antonyms: Guarded, performative, emotionally beige
I told them about my childhood crush, my existential dread, and my favorite poem—all in one breath. It was carzy, and I regret nothing.
Carzy by Fn Davy October 21, 2025

Crayon Anus

When wiping won’t stop the reveal. It just keeps on writing. Coloring the paper.
My Crayon Anus refuses to tap out. The color just keeps on appearing.
Crayon Anus by RickyPacific2 March 7, 2026

Brown Crayon 

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
Brown Crayon by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010