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National Chris day 

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started

Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
Dirty Chris by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023

Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
Dirty Chris by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023

Biggy chris 

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.
Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already
Biggy chris by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Dirty chris

When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
Good night last night my bird got dirty chris
Dirty chris by Bigal83 May 14, 2024

Mechanical Chris 

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”