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bonercake

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.
Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."
by NovaChemE November 22, 2011
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Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.
I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
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Boner Bubble

Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
by MitchMatch September 9, 2012
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Bonerblimp

Someone who enjoys tying the head of their penis shut, and filling it with helium, making a dickballoon of sorts. However, if you overfill it, this will result in a penile Hindenburg. Verb: To Bonerblimp
I saw my dad Bonerblimping the other day, and I've been scarred ever since.
by Holyboner May 29, 2013
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Bolergasm

Coined by sports commentator Craig Bolerjack, a Bolergasm is what the body feels after witnessing a great play, pass, block, or game winning shot.

Most often used when Mehmet Okur, former NBA champion and star of the Detroit Pistons and the Utah Jazz would hit a clutch 3-pointer.
Example:
As "The Money Man" Mehmet Okur hits the game winning 3 to put the Jazz over the Lakers, thousands of fans and current voice of the Jazz Craig Bolerjack climaxed to Bolergasm.

Bolerjack: "Memo...Money...OOHHH YESS!!!"
by eichs22 October 6, 2013
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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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Boner jammer

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014
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