I gotta go

Excuse me, but if I don't get to the restroom, there's going to be a mess.

See shit happens.

Woodjoo move? I gotta go!

by Downstrike September 9, 2004

I ain't on nat

One's refusal to participate in an act, conversation, etc. South Side Chicago lingo.

Got some smoke, want some?
Naw, dude, I ain't on nat.

by staccato brainstem February 16, 2005

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008

I see how it is

when you realise that the person is a FAKE, even if it involves numerous people whilst you be keeping it real.

I see how it is bnlahdoihdfoheofuhoeu

by realismstar October 22, 2012

i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022