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Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
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Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.
We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
by Autofive July 25, 2025
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Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)
Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!
by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019
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Milk

(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!

(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021
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Milk duds

When a girl squats over a man's face and uses the man's credit card to cut pieces of the terd coming out of her butthole into bite size pieces.
I saw the the video that Clark made where he paid a lady to do a " milk duds " to him during a scat session.
by Babyguts May 14, 2022
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milk bags

milk bags are milk in a bag. don’t lie, we all drink milk from a bag.
soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.
by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020
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Spilt Milk

To miss a persons mouth when cumming
These no point in crying over spilt milk. it will come back soon
by Chopper-san February 16, 2015
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