A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
by Autofive July 25, 2025

by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021

When a girl squats over a man's face and uses the man's credit card to cut pieces of the terd coming out of her butthole into bite size pieces.
I saw the the video that Clark made where he paid a lady to do a " milk duds " to him during a scat session.
by Babyguts May 14, 2022

soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.
by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015
