Duck

evil but adorable water animal which may kill you and your family, basically walmart duolingo owl

Andy: OH MY BAZONKAS!! THE DUCK HAS A KNIFE!!!
Duck: *slowly heading towards andy with a knife*

by urban.ass July 14, 2023

Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.

1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.

by qw3r1y July 17, 2023

duck

A foul word, like fuck

"A duck!" Elsa screamed excitedly. It was the first time she saw one.
"Yes, a duck," her husband said, taking off his pants.

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

Chuckle Ducking

I had a dream that this meant surfing while naked

"I went to the beach last night but someone was chuckle Ducking on the water"

by Raddyguy July 20, 2023

Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

divine ducking

Calling Ben for technical support. Similar to rubber duck theory but the duck has some good ideas to point you in the right direction.

I'm out of ideas, time for some Divine Ducking.

by Michael Supertramp July 26, 2023

National duck day!

A day to appreciate and spoil your little ducky friends!! **November 6th!!!!!**

“Dude, November 6th I’m gonna spoil my duck!”
‘Why?’
“Because it’s National duck day!!”

by Waddles the Rouen July 28, 2023