fetus be good stick

When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!

Good thing I purchased that fetus be good stick
when it was on sale and the dollar store.

by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007

Snotty Fuck Stick

A cum dripping cock.

Suck the end of my snotty fuck stick!

by Ikhabod Pain October 30, 2004

Double-stick assassin

A double-stick polo. A fake Ralph Lauren polo.

Ron was rocking a double-stick assassin today.

by Bob Tomas December 26, 2008

Pornographic Stick Figures

What pervertedly lazy teenagers, preferably the ones from Chicago draw while sitting in *Physics* class. Especialy at Curie high school. Especialy by certain females... You know who you are.

*Hehe look at me, I'm drawing Pornographic Stick Figures! Boobies! hahahaha... ahhhh *sighs*

by Curt A.K.A. Curtis Mayfield February 6, 2009

Yesterday's Fish Sticks

not hip anymore, but once was so. once..

man, the Beatles are said to be yesterday's fish sticks.. I cut my dick and wear it on me neck if dat's troo!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Beef stick man

A guy who sucks penis for money

Beef stick man: Hey mate, my names Jordan, So... Sucky Sucky $5?

Guy 1: Lets do it

by zeldas12 January 3, 2010

stick to your grapes

Variation of the sayings, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it," or, "go with what you know." An attempt to keep a person grounded. Don't try to get all crazy, extravagant, and lofty knowing you're a simple person.
You don't know anything about eating exotic fruits like papaya or star fruit. You're a basic muthafucka eating apples and grapes.

1. Chill son, stop gettin all crazy, you betta stick to your grapes and go with what you know muthafucka!
2. You know you can't afford that platinum chain. you better stick to your grapes, get some white gold, and be happy!

by adedeezy 5000 July 24, 2006