punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

Punching Susan

Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop

by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017

punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

Punching the Dumpster

The fisting of the anus, generally aggressively. Basically, exactly what it sounds like...

"Yo, my ass kills. Boyfriend was punching the dumpster last night"

by WoB151 April 2, 2017