Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.

Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.

by fignation March 21, 2016

Luigi Nutting

Luigi nuts for fucking ever. So much cum. He won't stop. SO MUCH CUM

Did you guys hear about Luigi nutting???

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Oreo Nut

Someone who is simply wonderful, blissful, witty, and overall perfect <3 he/she is perfect, beautiful and is always there for you. Dont let an oreo nut go, you will regret it greatly. You even regret getting into small arguments. KEEP AN OREO NUT

Devon is my honey bunches of oreo nut.

by Alrightytighty04 June 26, 2019

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012

Nut Nibbler

Some one who tries to or does nibble nuts.

DUDE YOUR DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY NUTS YOU NUT NIBBLER!!!!

by Urine bottle September 29, 2015