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Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead
I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time
by Tetra01 December 21, 2023
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Bum rush

When you bum rush someone, it means you ambush them using an unfair combat advantage. A lot of the other definitions list it specifically as charging someone and bodyslamming them into a solid wall, which is applicable because it's total bullshit and usually catches the victim off guard. Other examples include (but are not limited to) attacking someone from behind by sprinting at them and landing a tackle, ganging up on someone and beating them to the ground with superior numbers, or hitting someone with a sucker punch while they're distracted fighting someone else. This is also a tactic in the board game risk, but in this case it consists of plopping down all your armies in one previously weakly defended country and defeating the surrounding countries (usually defended by only 1 or two armies) by spam attacking and having your opponent be unfortunate enough to roll a 1 every goddamn time and lose half their territories. Smash and grab robberies could be considered another example, as a mob of people obscure their faces, run into a store, grab whatever they can, and dash out in the blink of an eye, using their superior numbers to overwhelm store security and staff and to make it harder to uncover an individual suspect's identity. Bum rushing comes from the fact that these tactics are often seen as cheap or low of someone to use, which makes them a bum for having to use them instead of a fair fight.
Example 1: I almost got killed yesterday. This dude freaking bum rushed me and stole my wallet after pistol whipping me out of nowhere with his gun.

Example 2: "I've got his legs! Break both his arms with the bat while guy 3 hits him in the nuts with his golf club!"

Jack thought he had found the ultimate spot to survive in tf2 zombies but his posse was quickly wiped out thanks to the zombie medics bum rushing them by spamming taunt heals and taunt kills by the doorway until the other medics were able to make a breakthrough and swarm the room.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 29, 2023
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Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.
Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming
by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023
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Bum Child

Bum Child (noun):

A term used colloquially to refer to a person, usually a young individual, who spends an excessive amount of time loitering or wandering aimlessly in urban areas, often without a specific purpose or occupation. The phrase "bum child" typically conveys a sense of someone who seems lost, directionless, or idle, idling away their time without engaging in productive activities. It can also imply a carefree attitude or a lack of responsibility towards conventional societal norms.
"Every weekend, you can spot that bum child hanging around the city park with no job or plans, just killing time. What a bum child!“
by Bem_Hand December 30, 2023
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Bum sniffer69

This guy is so cool and hot I wish I could grab his ars cheeks like playdough I love this man he's like my little princess
Bum sniffer69 is so sexy
by Big fat fucking cunt January 5, 2024
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Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!
by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024
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bum

"bum" is a word used most by musical artist 'Th3only Mimzy'.this word is used to describe a dumb person who doesnt know what their doing with their life
man your a bum
by mimzy mimzy January 10, 2024
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