by gtbad March 10, 2017

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

by Alexxz_m November 10, 2020

An African woman’s vagina
by Bun Checker 69 August 14, 2021

Have you SEEN this!?
Hym "Four Dragons Eat The Sun is the title of this video from China where the clouds look like four dragons that are all flying towards the sun! It's crazy! What!? That is wild! There is no way that is real!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
by muddydragon June 14, 2025

When you crush up an extremely hot chip and ram rods the crumbs down your urethra. The only way to get relief is to cum it out like a shotgun.
Bro did you hear about your friend? He did the dragons breath in his girl and ended up in the hospital.
by Chinesebatsoup December 16, 2024
