dog raper

Someone who engages in sexual acts with a canine, or dog.

Guy 1: That kid B-RI is a dog raper, did you see him having sex with that dog, it was sick!
Guy 2: I know! He took it up the bum hole, how sick is that!?
B-RI: Bite me. Come closer so that I may kill you.

by Anthony BBBBB October 4, 2005

Lazy Dog

A sexual position where the giver and receiver lie on their sides and the giver enters the receiver from behind. This position can either be initiated on its own, or can begin from the Doggystyle position. When beginning from the Doggystyle position, the two dogs simply fall over on their sides.

The Lazy Dog is the first step in the modified Cave Canem. In this instance it precedes Doggystyle.

I was so tired from work, all I could do was the Lazy Dog last night.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010

Prairie Dogging

Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper

By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'

by Mark February 29, 2004

Salty dog

When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.

Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!

by JustinOther September 30, 2007

Dog Porn

What any Skater Dude creates when he rides his skateboard through a crowded city park inhabited by peoples' dogs. The dogs freak out and chase you down.

Man don't skate through that park at 6pm or you'll become dog porn

by SkaterDudeHell September 7, 2016

Cozy Dog

A restaurant in Springfield, Illinois,located off Old Route 66. They are the inventor of the corn dog, which they call a cozy dog.

Let's go get a cozy dog.

by stk September 7, 2008

Road Dog

Beer taken on the road.

"Lemme grab a road dog from the fridge before we go."

by beergrrl June 2, 2009