boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

by TheCarl June 24, 2016

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018