sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty12334556 July 29, 2008

Poop Noodle

When your penis goes soft during anal sex.

That whiskey totally gave me poop noodle last night.

by atdog11 June 9, 2014

Poop Steam

Used to describe an attractive man/woman .

That girl has got some serious poop steam.

by The Dirty Diapar Bandit September 8, 2003

poop can

The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.

Yo, did you hear how terrible the poop can on that '92 Civic sounded?

by tearyouapart February 9, 2009

oopsie poops

Verb - During sexual intercourse, when a female is having a male penis entering her annual cavity and she accidentally poops all over his penis.

This is very embarrassing for a female.

"Man, I was about to rape this girls ass open and she shitted all over my cock!"
"Oh, so she Oopsie poops'ed on you?!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

Oopsie Poops

Verb - During sexual intercourse, when a female is having a male penis entering her annual cavity and she accidentally poops all over his penis.

This is very embarrassing for a female.

"Man, I was about to rape this girls ass open and she shitted all over my cock!"
"Oh, so she Oopsie poops'ed on you?!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009