P-Plater

idiot who doesn't know how to drive his dad's car without eliminating the whole freeway

"Watch that dumbass p-plater!"

by caveman266 April 1, 2024

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5 P's

Pretty Piss Poor Positive Planning

"When John stole the bike and got caught, it was the result of the 5 P's."

"Mary's plan failed because of the 5 P's."

Frank: "Uncle Mike tried to replace the switch without turning off the electricity. He got electrocuted.

Joe: Sounds like a case of the 5 P's.

by 4377ation April 6, 2019

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`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|

Pinch the person who typed this. FAST! They're about to fall asleep in class.

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: Wake up! (Pinches her)
Maya: Whaat! Oh, Sorry.

by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

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