mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012

Ill Nut

When you have your best climax

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.

by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012

Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.

"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"

by Vet Student December 19, 2011

Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011

Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!

A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!

by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023

Chemical nut

When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.

“Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel”

by Meatballslovesdick November 22, 2018

puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019