The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.
by Zhux September 15, 2017
by qqquota December 15, 2024
Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.
"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."
by zack1964 March 27, 2019
by Crowned Raven March 19, 2021
When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.
by Admin level 7 May 30, 2024
A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024