nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

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Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

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breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

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Cocoa nut

When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant

DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!

Why not?

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks entire gallon*

DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!

by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019

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volcano nuts

nuts what are very hot

he has volcano nuts when he on the garbage truck in the summer.

by Nehemiah yu'siah bell November 2, 2019

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nibba nut

That girl you've always tried to smash and when you do it it stays in your mind as one of the best nuts. People can also be your nibba nut if someone is your nibba nut you are working hard to smash

Situation one: I had a nibba nut last night

Situation two: Katie is my nibba nut

by Louis Mccaffery April 19, 2018

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