Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.

Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

rusty hand job

Fist your partners asshole then reach around and give them a hand job.

I totally gave Jimmy a rusty hand job for his birthday after he took a dump.

by Ball Lord October 6, 2016

Columbian Rim Job

When your partner puts cocaine on your asshole and gives you a rim job i.e eats the booty.

"Damn Daniel,last night Sally gave me a Columbian Rim Job"

by Grey_Fox_El_Chingon June 7, 2016

tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off

dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job

by jumbles October 30, 2011

Jobs A Fish

said by intelligently deficient people. Usually due to lack of vocabulary and slow thinking. Commonly by people with the second name Hurley.

Want a coffee Nathan? "Jobs a fish!" .......What?

by t.a.c March 19, 2019

rim job

To rim is devine, it is beter to give than to receive

I like my rim hot and early in the morning

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015