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Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.
Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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west lothian happy ending

when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix
im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit
by Dhdhdhdgshd August 12, 2025
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Happiness

Steven looked pretty happy but I guess it's hard not to be when you have your own personal fuck slave! That's hilarious!"
Hym "You've conflated 'Happiness' with acting out your narcissistic faith and/or groveling at the feet (or at least pretending to) of you Mad Jim Jaspers. So it's impossible for anyone to 'look happy' to you, you fucking idiot. Anyone who isn't married with kids CANNOT be happy to you. It's a semantic pitfall-trap because even is someone looks happy they can't 'be' happy without acting out your definition of happy. Steven was doing that. Look how happy he is. A week ago he would have used that as evidence of superiority. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask: What's the name of your wife's surgeon friend?"
by Hym Iam May 3, 2023
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button happy

the act of getting way to excited when doing something involving buttons, such as guitar hero when you get so worked up you don't even know where your fingers are going. This also happens when typing up heated instant messages or long paragraphs. it's like your fingers have turrets.
I know man I got too button happy and started pushing random ones without even looking
by DribblingYo October 30, 2011
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Happy Camper

Someone who is happy. Usually because they’ve met someone they like.
“I’m zoey”
“I’m a happy camper.”

-joey from full house
by emøtiønal tea May 23, 2019
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happy

I'm happy
by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023
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True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.
1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly
by Ambatabus May 19, 2023
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