It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
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Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
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Get the tits on fire mug.The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
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Get the Barn Fire mug.An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
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