Donald Ducking (verb)
Definition:
The act of shamelessly lingering around a married woman you used to date (or wish you did), trying to sneak back into her life through sympathy, sweet talk, or spiritual manipulation. Usually involves long texts, emotional vent sessions, and complete denial of boundaries.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring wedding rings like they’re mood rings
– Texting “I’m here if you need to talk” right after her anniversary post
– Reacting to every Instagram story like it’s an open invitation
– Saying “He doesn’t appreciate you” like it’s a love spell
Example:
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
Alternate forms:
– Donald-Ducked (adj): “Bro, she told me I was her ‘emotional safety net.’ I just got Donald-Ducked.”
– Donald-Ducker (noun): “I can’t believe she lets that Donald-Ducker hang around the house when her husband’s working late.”
Warning:
Donald Ducking is not love. It's romantic trespassing in denial pants.
Definition:
The act of shamelessly lingering around a married woman you used to date (or wish you did), trying to sneak back into her life through sympathy, sweet talk, or spiritual manipulation. Usually involves long texts, emotional vent sessions, and complete denial of boundaries.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring wedding rings like they’re mood rings
– Texting “I’m here if you need to talk” right after her anniversary post
– Reacting to every Instagram story like it’s an open invitation
– Saying “He doesn’t appreciate you” like it’s a love spell
Example:
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
Alternate forms:
– Donald-Ducked (adj): “Bro, she told me I was her ‘emotional safety net.’ I just got Donald-Ducked.”
– Donald-Ducker (noun): “I can’t believe she lets that Donald-Ducker hang around the house when her husband’s working late.”
Warning:
Donald Ducking is not love. It's romantic trespassing in denial pants.
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
by Dimond D June 07, 2025
When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.
by Dr.Dela April 24, 2019
A sub-division of your average redneck, duck creek trash can be identified by their woodland camo and wearing an orange hunting hat all the time. Their origin is the small town of Smyrna, DE, where Duck creek runs through, which is a popular spot for hunting waterfowl.
"Dude some duck creek trash tore up my front lawn with his muddy ass truck."
"How'd you know it was duck creek trash, it could've just been a redneck."
"I saw the bastard with an orange cap."
"How'd you know it was duck creek trash, it could've just been a redneck."
"I saw the bastard with an orange cap."
by Halfasmighty March 11, 2016
by Lidman October 14, 2021
That one guy that will kill you in Minecraft over and over again. He'll destroy everyone in any game they play.
From the deep lands of Ireland, he risen from the potato farm and became the Duck Lord, Lord of The Ducks.
((He also lost in a rap battle against Seek lmao))
His favorite bread is garlic, if you give him any other type of bread, he's still gonna be glad, but will destroy you anyway.
Spreads chaos across every Minecraft server he goes through.
From the deep lands of Ireland, he risen from the potato farm and became the Duck Lord, Lord of The Ducks.
((He also lost in a rap battle against Seek lmao))
His favorite bread is garlic, if you give him any other type of bread, he's still gonna be glad, but will destroy you anyway.
Spreads chaos across every Minecraft server he goes through.
by SeekyBoi February 06, 2020
by Run! August 13, 2008
When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
by Rubberducksareevil November 05, 2022