When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
Get the Boner patrolmug. A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
Get the cruiser bonermug. It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, won't have soon
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
Get the EXTRAORDINARY BONERmug. by anoteatatime January 19, 2015
Get the Boner Revivalmug. When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018
Get the Bee Bonermug. The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
Get the Rage Bonermug. When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022
Get the Art-bonermug.