ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

ass hats

plural form of ass hat

that is one big group of ass hats!

by popcultureicon March 23, 2005

Über-ass

A very very large ass

Shit, that girl's got an Über-ass

by Lake March 24, 2004

damn ass

a word used on island to tell someone dem real stupid and you have to shout it out loud in deh ears, spelled damnass

boi yuh is de biggest damn ass in yuh family.

by valleyman between estate and louisville September 17, 2008

ass burn

Game played by children on west side of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw the ball for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play.

Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can get a game of ass burn going. Tell him not to invite his skid brother Todd or his friend, Sab.

by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

vag-ass

noun:1. A person with an extremely comfortable usu. fleshy sometimes moist rear end.2.One who never follows through or is of weak resolve.3.Opp. of tight-ass, one who is lavish with money or resources.

1.Ted: ....so kim and I were spooning and she was so comfortable I couldn't help but butt-fuck her.
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.

2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.

3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!

by xZMalachiZx January 9, 2008