clown pie

clown pie

clown pie

by neumonoultramicroscopicsilico May 15, 2021

fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.

"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."

by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022

Erotic pie

A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)

"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"

by Swan master January 2, 2017

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

Shepherds pie

When a male has a poo and quickly turns around to ejaculate onto his the poo resulting in the resemblance of a shepherds pie

How was your break? Was great went to the toilet for a shepherds pie.

by Young shepherds May 18, 2022