hawaiian hand grenade

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it

Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Russian Hand Grenade

The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"

Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."

by Sharpy123 September 12, 2009

holy hand grenade

Codenamed: "rabbit killa'" A device of mass destruction engineered and developed by monty python.

Thou shelt lob thy Holy Hand Grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.

by mad at the world February 28, 2003

look ma no hands

The act of performing fellatio with out the use of hands. Also used to describe sexual acts performed without the use of hands.

She said, "look ma no hands," -Wale, "No Hands

Then I'mma throw this money up, while you do it with no hands" -Roscoe Dash, "No Hands #lookmanohands

by Cadbury12 December 8, 2010

hand slapper

1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.

Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!

Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.

by Contrair April 14, 2006

second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.

I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.

by The Stapler October 27, 2008

Hundred Hand Fap

"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)

Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)

by Feel J Akir October 17, 2008