Urban Dictionary. 

Did you seriously look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary??

You decided to type "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary. To be honest, good job. You're a failure and a disappointment to society.

Urban Dictionary. by ❦ December 4, 2021

Urban-dictionary 

The place where you are reading this. You are stupid to not know the name of the site you are on...

Man : Howzit brew!
Woman: what is howzit?
Man: search it on urban-dictionary.

Urban-dictionary by HelloWorld.o February 9, 2022

(urban) Dictionary

When people attempt to use Urban Dictionary like a proper dictionary, giving words actual meanings that would make sense in a proper dictionary

Guy 1: Hey, I just looked up the (urban) Dictionary definition for Kanji, it surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

Guy 2: Why did they go to Urban Dictionary for that, there are actual dictionaries meant for that kind of thing.

(urban) Dictionary by Earl is a fun name November 15, 2023

Urban Dictionary. 

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

Urban Dictionary. by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban-Dictionary 

The website you are using right now. Has thousands, if not millions of definitions.

I added a definition to Urban-Dictionary!

Urban-Dictionary by really bored guy June 3, 2025

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.

Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Editors by Quzu July 18, 2011