death row meal

Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.

My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.

by Jbk19 August 25, 2022

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

oklahoma death trap

A homeless man and a homeless women are both in a dumpster having sex all over the place, the stench and bodily ejaculants cause for a death trap called the Oklahoma death trap.

Did you walk by that Perkins restaurant on 6th street? Two homeless people are Oklahoma death trapping the hell out of that dumpster.

by MudBankFrank February 07, 2015

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 09, 2022

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 29, 2021