Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 July 14, 2016

dick moss

A poorly maintained manscape

You Silman I can see your dick moss through your gym shorts

by ain't that the truth December 20, 2015

dick locker

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

by Nobodybutme May 14, 2015

Motor Dicking

When you give a blowjob as if you were motor boating

That dude was Motor Dicking me the other night.

by JuLing May 15, 2015

Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012

Dick Turtle

Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.

Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday

My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.

by Oldnelly June 14, 2018