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A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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bosque school

an over-priced education farce in central New Mexico where white liberals send their kids to entrench their privileged agenda/"reality"; white fragility manifests here; also a pretty view
Using their parents money as leverage, several students obtained a high school diploma at Bosque School.
by grouseinthehouse August 16, 2021
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heezle school

the worst place on earth, it has the most Dangerous Road! your heart will beat extra fast and you will feel like you are going to pass out as you walk through it, suddenly the temperature rises and your body is half burnt and that's not even it! students say that ''that is the safest part'' because as soon as you walk in the school! you are not going to get back! they say that some rituals are done there and no one has survived and came back from that school!! IN CONCLUSION: DON'T SEND YOUR KID TO HEEZLE SCHOOL
Anne: hey, there is a new school im moving to!
Jake: oh really? which school?
Anne: heezle school
Jake: you ain't coming back, RIP bae
by druckman June 14, 2021
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school cromebook

the School Cromebook is a chunk of plastic that blocks anything fun.
Bob: Hey, Joe. Get a load of this piece of crap! Joe: types down "Coolmathgames.com" BLOCKED, Joe: Your not kidding, this School Cromebook is a piece of crap.
by One in 8 billion March 23, 2023
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Eckington School

A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.

Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.

After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
by JayDam2500kgGuidedMunition March 30, 2023
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the masters school

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
by lord jeffery April 2, 2023
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Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.
"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."
by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023
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