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Middle School

Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 8, 2016
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the masters school

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
by lord jeffery April 2, 2023
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the roseland school

A school in the southwest of england, cornwall, where mostly upper class children attend. Very rich and spoiled children who are to rich to care about anything else other then themselves alsos attend
what school do you go to ?
the roseland school

of the one ful of rich kids
by slimthiccbitch January 3, 2019
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High-School

The biased place where the curriculum and teachers are predisposed to hand As to the esp science-philic, willing to do busy work, resourceful, esp english/humanities-philic, esp athletic people, basic algebra-philic who can read out of the worst quality edited textbook and do fine and don't need to think on how to study and can't explain how to study, and forget things as soon as they take finals, and people who are predetermined to have a gf/bf without effort, take awesome photos when they're not any way advantaged than you, be secretive about their personal lives, dislike math.

Typically constrained by dumb targets such as standardized tests and ridiculous AP Exams that limit you by the time you're a senior and are unable to generalize, believe they're disadvantaged and that teacher's actually teach when the real things are done through self-study of books.
High-Schools have a reputation for being holly-wood brainwashed to want relationships, complain about how stressed they are when it's nothing compared to college, wear oversized backpacks, carry excess books, are unaware of Amazon's usefulness, should look up bkstrs of top prepschools via google.
by LowKeys April 19, 2018
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Elan School

A shitstain on humanity that the entire world is now aware of.
Christy: I worked at the Elan School in Maine, hire me!

Employer: Holy shit? Really!!? You absolute piece of shit.
by Jeff Wimbelton April 19, 2023
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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
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American School

"Bill why are you bringing the Remington?"
"I'm going to the shooting range!"
"But we're at an elementary school."
"Well yeah this is an American School!"
by Chunkyitis November 8, 2019
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