lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.

Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.

by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016

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flamingo pussy

A big pink pussy with loose flapping wings

I pulled down her pants and saw a flamingo pussy

by Mr hahaha April 7, 2016

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pussy visor

A pussy visor is the overhang of fat from a woman's belly which blocks her view of her pussy.

I stayed out of the sun by sitting under her pussy visor.

by saps72 May 31, 2018

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Pussy magnet

A man who slashes pussy like it's his job

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet

by Ace daddy March 26, 2019

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Pussy whip

When a girl uses her body/pussy to make a guy fall in love with her.

Girl 1: So he doesn’t like you? Does he just want to fuck?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I’ll pussy whip him. He’ll love me by the end of the night.

by Hannah_Banani March 30, 2019

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What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019

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