The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts
Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.
Dude potato effect blows.
by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

The silencer of a gun.
by splat1234 November 2, 2023

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.
by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
