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Zombie Hordes 

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
Zombie Hordes by Twinfist February 4, 2010

I Got The Horses In The Back 

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.
Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?
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Headless Horseman

The extremely rare occurance of a penis with no head.
What? Do you have a hydra?
No..its headless horseman.
Headless Horseman by Scotsburn July 28, 2009

Mongolian Horseback Ride 

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
A young procrastinator, resembling a telephone pole.

Typically a male, and addicted to energy drinks.
Random dude: "Where did all the energy drinks go?"

Response: "Dunno. Honsey must have drunk them all!"

Random dude: "Dude, he's tall..."
Honsey by CVGS kid April 6, 2009

horsehead 

A person, usually female, who has a miserable expression i.e. a long face.
LF was fed up with seeing Lucy's horsehead.
horsehead by Lucretia March 20, 2005

Horserider 

A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy
Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider
Horserider by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019