Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

Whole christian by subway572572 October 28, 2023

American Christian 

In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is “folklore” or “just a bunch of parables”. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to “ReLigIoNn”. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).

Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.

American Christian by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 9, 2023

Gay Christian

What the name says

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is

Gay Christian by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024

fremont christian school 

crusty bankrupt school. 50/50 chance they fire your favorite teacher at the end of the year. everyone is gossiped about. no one is safe. oh and god forbid you add a rainbow somewhere on an art assignment.

dont send your kids here if you dont want them to deposit you to an underpaid nursing home as soon as they grow up.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: fremont christian school
person 1: are you okay
person 2: no

fremont christian school by legallynamed October 20, 2024

Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

Free Christian by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023

Tiktok Christian

A Christian who learns a false version of Christianity on TikTok.

Person 1: “You saw that new TikTok Christian account that just blew up? He’s promoting racism and homosexuality.”

Person 2: “Yeah, he said that being gay wasn’t a sin in our religion right?”

Tiktok Christian by mozare January 9, 2024

Neo-christian 

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.

I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...

Neo-christian by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024