horse cheese

A smelly substance used to offend your friends coz its just funny!

my boyfriend smells like horse cheese on a daily basis!
sort it out!

by sam-the-crazy-1 September 17, 2006

cheese rollup

An idiots term for the mexican food Quesadilla

Hey guys lets make cheese rollup with these tortillas.

by deer hunter February 3, 2007

Cheese-Splosion

An explosion of cheese. The explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth.

Yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a Cheese-splosion.

Those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like BOOM, cheese-splosion.

by KeySignature August 20, 2007

Spongy cheese

A verb to describe the act of spongying ones cheese.

Also an adjective used to describe a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert. (Spongy Bob is also acceptable when used in this context)

That underqualified lawyer over there is sponge cheeseing in the direction of the woman’s unfortunately places bouquet of flowers.

I have a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert who is outstandingly Spongy cheese.

by crandal June 2, 2008

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

by jengadog October 11, 2008

Whisper the cheese

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

cheese piss

When something is extremely cheesy. Usually refers to bad music and other forms of media

Dude this song is total cheese piss

by rekot eno rebmun May 23, 2014