Blocklit

The act of being gently, but publicly, obscured by candles, feathers, or fate itself.

Harry was Blocked by a feather. Meghan: Overshadowed by a candle. Spoken in fluent blocklit.

by Montecitominimalist September 9, 2025

Blockbustered

When you prank someone by putting a dvd in their mail slot.

Person 1: I found a dvd by the door

Person 2: ah those youths blockbustered you

by Stinkymonkey6969 October 10, 2025

Blockbustered

To put a dvd in a strangers mail slot like it is a dvd return

Person 1: there’s a dvd by the front door

Person 2: those youths are mustve blockbustered you

by Stinkymonkey6969 October 10, 2025

block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008

Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on

You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.

by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008