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two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)
*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"
by Dan Sparkle May 30, 2018
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two fingers up

two fingers up automatically increases rizz by 20%
damn she had two fingers up
by user1626383 April 17, 2022
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Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.
by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016
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Two cuhs (daddies)

Two young men that the women call daddy. The type of people to chill at bdubs or a kingdom for their whole lives. Women often are drawn over by how daddy they look. Cuhs like to drink trumoo while fighting in the octagon.
Girl 1"Dayummm girl it's the two cuhs (daddies)."
Girl 2 "let's go try to suck their cranks"
Girl 1 "cuhs, can we suck your cranks?"
Cuh 1 "maybe, but I got some more important things in my life."
Girl 2 "like what?"
Cuh 2 "ladies, we got trumoo, bdubs and 17 hoes waiting at the kingdom. That's your cue to go suck a different crank cuz ours are off limits."
by Barry McCockiner-Mouth September 14, 2017
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Two Faced

Geminis are so two faced
by Duhdmm July 21, 2025
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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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two two three

It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.
Jimmy was popped with a two two three by a 15 year old amateur gangster.
by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023
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