milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

Milk

Something ur dad went and got

“Hey mom where’s dad?” “ Went to get the milk“

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Milk

Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you

My dad left to get milk and he never came back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

Milk

When someone trips on their shoes or something you would say,

BOI= *TRips*
GIRL=OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh He Need SSOMMEE MilK

by SPAGETTI_ORGANES February 5, 2021

milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023