mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Nut Soup

Clam chowder

Dude, you wanna get some nut soup?

by AlbinoCinnamonStick September 30, 2018

skull nuts

a cleft chin

that guys chin looks like balls

yeah, he's a skull nuts

by xain magnum June 1, 2010

Ill Nut

When you have your best climax

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.

by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012

Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.

I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.

by Eggstra Stinky January 9, 2021

Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!

A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!

by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023