Jakey juice

All kind of liquids produced from Jake.

Jake you got your jakey juice on me.

by #1weirdo November 15, 2020

JakeWolfenstein

Unknown person in roblox, owner of nothing. JakeWolfstein is best known for pretending to own copyright of models he didn't create.

JakeWolfenstein is unrelvant.
JakeWolfenstein can't lead a group.
JakeWolfenstein is incompetent.

by Herr Mokae November 25, 2022

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

jakero

Peruvian slang for "hacker".

Ese brother es un jakero.

by c1C September 30, 2005

jakeit

To masturbate after chasing hogs

Jake spent a Friday night chasing hogs and then returned home to jakeit before going to sleep

by Jake Glascock April 22, 2007

Jakelda

The official term for the Jak and Princess Zelda pairing.

In particular, Jak is defined as the protagonist (who is not furry) of the Jak and Daxter series, and Princess Zelda is the not damsel in distress from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It could also be called 'Zak,' but for some reason it made people think of Zack Fair, who is certainly not Jak and certainly not Zelda and certainly not Jakelda.

"Jakelda is so cute!"

"I sometimes imagine Jakelda is what would happen if Jak and Zelda had babies."

"What? You made a Jakelda tag? Are you serious?"

by esotericrequiem September 30, 2009

JakeMail

An emphatic drunken voicemail that no one can make out what was said when listened to. Sounds like mostly loud grunts and/or noises

you jakemailed me last night at 2 in the morning, it sounded like you were dying. Do you remember what you were saying?

by Itsyaboy3 December 27, 2010