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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
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Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.
by martdevitto January 24, 2024
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Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries
Did he pulling a saggy pants?
by gay-er-son June 12, 2022
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Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
by CatDog09 September 7, 2021
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Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.
Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation
"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022
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Naiaiaice Pants

Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!
by Mcclussy January 5, 2017
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