Oatmeal Face

An insult commonly used to degrade your partner following intercourse

You fucking oatmeal face

by boneronfire45 April 26, 2009

face off

A term used after taking a hit of ecstasy.

Man I can't wait to roll my face off later tonight.

I am so excited to dance my face off.

by jlwf September 23, 2010

Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

Fish face

A sad imature freek with a face like a fish

Adam Connolly is a fish face.

by Scott Walker January 26, 2005

Ass Face

Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!

Yo Ass Face! Close your mouth it smells like shit, Shit Breath!

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again April 4, 2003

shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.

1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.

by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004

skank face

1) Facial expression designed to indicate extreme displeasure at chach bag. The lower region of the face must be distorted in a manner that makes the offender know they just got skanked.

2) The only appropriate way to react to a chach face.

"When he started being an ass, I put on my best skank face.

"Oh no, I think she just gave you the skank face."

by Lcross April 13, 2008