Whisper the cheese

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

The Cheese Man

A hunk of cheese that you can hook up with for only 9.99 please call 2367645691 for more info!!

The cheese man Is a Lat Lat Boy HUH hunk of cheese HUH

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Weiners and Cheese

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.

-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. October 20, 2011

Cheese Mank

An extremely Ugly Girl. The term is Usually used among the young, uneducated, black community.

Dang! N!@@A did ya see that cheese mank right thurr??

by billybilly94 February 26, 2011

Spongy cheese

A verb to describe the act of spongying ones cheese.

Also an adjective used to describe a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert. (Spongy Bob is also acceptable when used in this context)

That underqualified lawyer over there is sponge cheeseing in the direction of the woman’s unfortunately places bouquet of flowers.

I have a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert who is outstandingly Spongy cheese.

by crandal June 2, 2008

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021