Ninja Cock

A cock so powerful and overwhelming that you have no idea what to do with it. An elite warrior. It is very speedy and unable to be tamed, specialising in a vast array of martial arts. The ninja cock has multiple times the power of a normal cock, and those who possess a ninja cock have a high ranking within their society. Only the very worthy come into contact with the ninja cock as it is very special.

Renee's ninja cock was so powerful and strong that Jess became un-conscious when she witnessed it.

The ninja cock knocked me out cold.

by Patty Mayonaisse October 17, 2008

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Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

by N1k94 March 23, 2009

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cock frock

1. Verb; To put on a condom.
2. Noun; A condom

Etymology of cock frock: Compound of frock, a garment worn by priests or other officials during religious ceremonies, and cock, a common euphamism for penis.

Antonym (definition 1): De-frock the cock

by Archbishop Bernard Law November 22, 2005

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Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 21, 2004

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