Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

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Whisper the cheese

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

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sweet as cheese

when something is going smoothly or well, to the point where its sweet as cheese

mate how'd your footy team go on the weekend? yeah we won ay, sweet as cheese

by jonesma1 September 7, 2010

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cheese piss

When something is extremely cheesy. Usually refers to bad music and other forms of media

Dude this song is total cheese piss

by rekot eno rebmun May 23, 2014

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Bag of cheese

This literally means a bag filled with cheese... yes tasty yummy scrumptious delectable cheese

or it could mean a person who is cheese headed

ex 1.

Super market person: So what do you want?

Person at the store: a bag of cheese

ex 2.

Person 1: Hi, did you know flamingoes are.....(random facts).....

Person 2: You're such a bag of cheese!!!!

by NOT Barack Obama January 7, 2010

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