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Giddy Water 

Having a shit before you go out on the drink that has the consistency of wee wee. This happens because you are giddy.
Man, i wouldnt go in there for 5, i've just put giddy water all over the back of your mams toilet.

spring water vag 

A vagina so fresh and so clean that it reminds you of glacial spring water. The differentiating factor between a clean vagina and a spring water vag is scent; a spring water vag has absolutely no odor where as a clean vagina has a very faint aroma of femininity (i.e. fish). Spring water vag cannot be obtained by cleansing - no amount of douching can return a seasoned vagina to the unadulterated state of spring water vag.
“Yo dude, what happened to you at the party last night?”

“Oh, I snuck out early with this hot little slut. She had the best spring water vag ever! I went to town for hours and not even the slightest off scent! Smell my hand! What do you smell? Nothing! She had the cleanest puss I ever tasted.”
spring water vag by romeojul October 14, 2011

Sparkle Water

A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.
"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."

"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."
Sparkle Water by YJMSpliffy May 17, 2012

blue water day

A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."
blue water day by motoboner May 17, 2014

piss water 

when you drink too much and it dont have any color, smell, or taste and its pretty much just water
piss water by thedictionary2 May 21, 2020

dog water 

You suck at fortnite,
BRO UR SO DOG WATER UR SO TRASH!