Harry Irving

A right cunt who changes their discord name to "toasting nons on hypixel"

person 1: have you seen harry irving today?

person 2: ah, that cunt's probably toasting nons on hypixel

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Harry

Harry is the biggest bitch around

Omg, I hate harry

by Big peons May 7, 2019

Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021

Harri

An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job title would be 'Head of internet'. He's an aspiring TikTok influencer. Despite only having one popular video to date, he is not easily dissuaded and produces a daily flow of drivel on the app.

Harris are often quite basic and love holidays in places such as Dubai.

He often comes back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.

He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art.

Deep down, he is a very sensitive individual, who doesn't like confrontation and just wants everyone to get on.

Harri's booty is thicc

by Georgie Evans November 23, 2021

Harry Phanning

constantly texting or instant messaging someone

person 1: texting away on cell

person 2: oh you are harry phanning again

by boooyeah December 18, 2009

harry major

A Guy with a 50 incher

That harry major dude has a 50 incher

by blazersm3 May 1, 2019

Harri

Beta male with a small penis. Overcompensates for his aging body and shriveling member by driving fast and using testosterone supplements.

Synonyms: Bitch Boy, Lil’ D, Narttu Poika

What are you, some kind of Harri? Get your head out of your ass and in the game!

by Shrek’s mom May 9, 2022