Madi Bear

A girl who think she is on level with Madison beer, and acts like a celebrity.

OMG! Lea is such a Madi Bear.

by Muranjitz January 27, 2022

Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.

"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014

Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Bear

A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.

Have you seen what he does?

Yea he's a total Bear!

by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017

comma bears

,comma bears.

comma bears.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

bear piñata

Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.

After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.

by Aginghiker April 9, 2023